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Old 03-16-2005, 05:50 AM
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Confused Humor News reports "What was they thinking of?"

local news paper:
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Three Orange Park teenagers are in serious trouble, accused of firing a BB gun at a car that turned out to belong to an off-duty sheriff's deputy. Brothers Mike and Robert Punsky, both deputies with the Clay County Sheriff's Office, were in a personal vehicle Saturday night on Camp Johnson Road when authorities said three teenagers, aged 14, 18 and 19, shot out their car's window.

Robert Punsky chased the teens on foot while Mike Punsky cut them off in the vehicle. All three were apprehended and held until on-duty deputies arrived.

Investigators found a loaded BB gun and container of BBs in the woods.

According to police reports, James Reeves, 19, and Vincent Huff, 18, were arrested, charged with shooting a missile into a vehicle and booked into the Clay County Jail. The 14-year-old suspect was taken to Duval Detention Center in Jacksonville.

A fourth suspect was questioned but not arrested.

Neither deputy was injured, but the damage to the car is estimated to $1,500.

Deputies said they investigating the possibility that these young men may have also been shooting the BB gun in the area the night before.
man some of these guy are really some thing,

what was they thinking of, there is a price to pay sooner or later


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Convicted Murderer, Rapist Looks For Love Online
Felon Places Personal Ad On Web

POSTED: 7:46 pm EST March 15, 2005

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A man serving six consecutive life sentences for rapes in Gainesville and murder of a 12-year-old Bradford County girl is running a personal ad on the Internet to try and find true love.

Michael Knickerbocker, 33, pleaded no contest last week to the 1989 rape and murder of Megan Renaud, whose body was found in a wooded area not far from where she lived. He was already serving five life sentences for sexual assault.

Now, more than 15 years after Renaud's murder, Knickerbocker is using a Web site to make amends for his "bad choices" and solicit a "special person who can enjoy the small things in life, forgive the past and enjoy today as a new day."

TranscendTheWalls.net -- the site that published Knickerbocker's ad -- was created to help inmates make connections with people "outside the walls," as the home page contends. But Bill Cervone, a prosecutor in the state attorney's office who tried the case against Knickerbocker, is not convinced.

"First of all, his history certainly belies any of that being true," Cervone said. "Second, it's no different than you read on a lot of meet people sites, if people puff themselves up and create an image that's so far from reality that anybody who buys off on it is asking for trouble."

Although the Web site that promotes Knickerbocker's ad "represents the hope" its creators have for him and the more-than-six-dozen inmates it features, Cervone believes Knickerbocker's interest is anything but sincere.

"Inmates do a lot of things just because they have time on their hands," he said. "And they have nothing better to do than to come up with weird things like this."

Cervone was not aware if the Renauds were told of Knickerbocker's ad, but he told Channel 4's Jennifer Bauer "that they would be horribly offended."

Bauer spoke with one member of the Renaud family who did not mince words when it came to Knickerbocker.

"Hopefully, he dies a painful death in prison somewhere," said Jon Renaud, Megan's brother.

Florida penal codes forbid inmates from soliciting relationships of any kind over the Internet, and violators are subject to disciplinary action. Still, it hasn't seemed to deter Knickerbocker or the rest of the inmates featured on TranscendTheWalls.net.

"It happens more than we know," Cervone said.
man they open new door for these people don't they know it make them look like Dummies
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Old 03-16-2005, 09:04 PM
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Hmm...not really funny but interesting.
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Old 03-16-2005, 11:50 PM
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i think it funny the last one who pays them to let them inmates make love connection online? now i know the con-artest are out there and they doing from the jail house rock.

some time all go they were letting them do tellmarketting from jail house in Taxes, OMG inmates there is no place for them at all online. if they are doing time make them do it and keep some baby rapers offline.

and yes it tick me off too but it really make you think who hire the joker to let them do things in jail at all fire the jirk who open the Door for them.
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