THE DUCK

[zero*kow*]

One day, a duck walks into a grocery store and walks up to the clerk and says, "Hey got any duckfood?"

The Clerk says, "No we dont sorry..." So the duck walks away...

Next day duck comes back goes up to the clerk, "hey got any duckfood yet?"

The clerk says, "NO we still dont..." He walks away again...

The day after that the duck goes up and goes, "How about now?"

The clerk yells, " NO WE DONT, now if u ask me that one one time im going to nail your feet to the floor, so get outa here..." So the duck runs out...

A week later the duck comes back and and goes up to the clerk, "Hey got any nails?"

The clerk says, "nope no nails sorry"

So the duck replies, "hehe got any duck food?"

[zero*kow*]

^^^^^^^^^personal favorite

[secretx]

wasnt there one in these forums basically the same except the duck was asking for grapes?

[zero*kow*]

really? never noticed

[BADDOG]

It made me smile Zero !!!!!

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