Yo momma Joke

[Fung Ti Sung]

Your Moma is so fat when she got hit by a car the car flew a 100 miles befor it landed!

[Mstenger404]

lol

[Fung Ti Sung]

thank u

[Fung Ti Sung]

Your momma is soo ugly tht when she looked in a mirror it broke!

[Hellfighter]

new:
your mom is so fat! the earth lay to waste when she taken a crap! instant swamp lands

[HellBoy]

Umm, these jokes suck so far guys. Pick up the pace abit please.

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by HellBoy
Umm, these jokes suck so far guys. Pick up the pace abit please.

your mom so fat the earth shacks when she blows her nose!

your mom is so fat when she go to the beach! when she jump into it the ocean, it move out of the way.

-Hellboy ether join in or don't post at all

[Hellfighter]

your mom is so fat when they call for a earth mover, they ring her phone and says please jump up and down to level 4 city blocks for us! we pay you 10.000.00 to jump 6x for us.

[Fung Ti Sung]

Originally posted by HellBoy
Umm, these jokes suck so far guys. Pick up the pace abit please.

your momma is soooo ugly when she looked at a lugupicapra it died!

[Hellfighter]

your mom is soo soo fat they hookup a gas line to her rearend to supply the U.S. with cheaper fuel outlet. crappy gas prices

[Grenademan]

er dudes i hate to rain on your parade, but these jokes are OLD....

[Hellfighter]

sorry but i made them up.

maybe they are old in your head reason you been there.
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your mom is so fat: they farm her body oil to make sun-blocker with beside two million other fat mothers.

your mother is so fat: they looking into making cheaper fuel by milking your mother sweat to fuel train with.

best oil come from blonds fat mothers its higher grade pure oil.