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[Mstenger404]

A boy and his Father visiting from a third world country were at an American shopping mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his Father, "What is this Father?".

The Father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don`t know what it is!".

While the boy and his Father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.

They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24-year-old woman stepped out.

The Father said to his son, "Go get your Mother".

[milk]

LOL! rofl! thats good, regards

[BADDOG]

LMAO very good!!!!


Regards

[Jeff]

Good joke! Keep em coming!

[Troy]

Voluptuous is usually considered as being fat or over weight isn't it?

[Mstenger404]

i dont know, this is a direct copy/paste thing i got from funnyjunk.com

[Steve]

Originally posted by Troy
Voluptuous is usually considered as being fat or over weight isn't it?

kind of, but can be seen in more than one way, in this case it refers to sexy curves and / or large breasts

[Erik]

mostly used as to describe fat...haha but funny joke.

[Troy]

heh, I like this much better!

"The walls opened up again and a sexy, big breasted 24-year-old woman stepped out."

w00t

[Chels]

now thats a funny joke. I may go find my mom see if it works on her :P j/k

[Skin]

nice one

[Northern Jedi]

im not getting it its one of those Americain jokes that I dont get

Im not getting anything here