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Old 12-16-2008, 11:40 AM
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Biggrin time saver Scott to washing a toilet bowl out

How to wash a toilet easier as hell

This was simply it takes too much time to wash the toilet up nice and clean! so share it with you all here!

Steps;
1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid..

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'..

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door..

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


BTW: warning don't try this at all, there is a health whisk to doing this to one self
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:36 PM
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:39 PM
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And i guess the dog will just rofl?


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Old 12-16-2008, 06:16 PM
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there is a redneck version
instead of using a cat! use a skunk and ware a cloth line clip on your nose.
time the skunk do the nasty thing he will come out smelling clean as ever as will and the bowel will be germ free totally, after the skunk have his way with it all germs will be totally dead
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