taxi ride

[bigsmellyfart]

a drunk left a bar after haveing one too many or more
and flags down a Cab.
the drunk gets in the cab and the cab takes off .
after fast turns the drunk says

" hey cabie ... you got room in the front seat
for a case of Beer and a couple of pizza's ? "

The cabie replies... " heck yea...! "

then the Drunk leans over the front seat and goes

" oooooooooooooaaaaahhhhhhkkk... "

[mrg]

lol u might need to make this a big longer and explain the being sick prt but it is funny