US Presidents & Documents [MATURE LANGUAGE]

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George W. Bush's Inauguration Speech: 2005
We is led, by events n common sense, ta one conclusion . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf: Tha survival of liberty in our land increasingly depends on tha success of liberty in otha lands. Tha bizzest hizzle fo' peace in our world is tha expansion of freedom in all tha world.

Donald Rumsfeld News Brief
As we know,
there is knizzay knowns.
there is th'n we know we kizzy . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your mother****in'
dome.
we also knizzow
there is kniznown unknowns . Keep'n it gangsta dogg.
that be ta say
we knizzow there is some th'n
we do not know but real niggaz don't give a ****.
but there is also unknown unknowns,
the ones we dont kizzle
we dont kizzy but real niggaz don't give a ****.

Declaration of Independence
We hold these truths ta be self-evizzles tizzy all men is created
equal, that They is endowed by they Creator wit certain unalienable
Rights, thizzat among These is Life, Liberty n tha pursuit of
Happiness . Boo-Yaa!

Ben Franklin Quotes
A P-E-Double-Nizzy saved is a P-E-Double-Nizzy earned

Takes tizzy fo' all gang bangin': bootylicious haste makes bootylicious waste.

The Constitizzle only guarantees tha American thugz tha right ta pursue
happiness. You hizzle ta ciznatch it yoself

Money has mother****a made dawg happy, nor will it, there ho-slappin' in its nature
ta produce happiness and my money on my mind. tha more of it one has tha more one wants

US Constitution Preamble
We tha People of tha United States, in Hustla ta fizzorm a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquillizzle provide fo' tha common defence, promote tha general Welfare, n secure tha Straight Trippin' of Liberty ta ourselves n our Posterizzles do ordain n establish this Constitizzles fo' tha United States of America.

Ghettysburg Address
Fizzle score n seven years ago our fatha brought forth, upon this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, n dedicated ta tha proposizzles that all men is created equal.

Now we is engaged in a bootylicious civil W-to-tha-izzar, test'n whetha that nation, or any nation, so conceived, n so dedicizzle can long endure. We is met here on a bootylicious battlefield of tizzle war. We have come ta dedicate a portion of it as a final perpetratin' place fo` those who here gave they lives that that nation mizzay live. It is altogetha fitt'n n propa thizzat we should do this.

But in a bitch sense we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow this ground n ****. The brave miznen, liv'n n dead, who struggled, here, have consecrated it far above our poor mother****a ta add or detract. The world will shawty note, nor long rememba, what we say here, but can poser forget whizzay they did here . Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. It is fo` us, tha liv'n, brotha ta be dedicated here ta tha unfinished wizzy which they have, thus fizzy so nobly carried on , niggaz, better recognize. It is shot calla fo` us ta be hizzle dedicated ta tha bootylicious task remain'n before us -- tizzle from these honored dead we takes increazed devotion ta thiznat cause fo` which they hizzle gave tha last fiznull measure of devotion -- tizzy we hizzle highly resolve thizzay these dead shall not have died in vain; tizzy this nation shizzall have a new birth of freedom; n thiznat this government of tha people, by tha people, fo` tha people, shiznall not perish fizzy tha earth.

Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Ta suggest that war can prevent war is a base play on words n a
despicable form of warmonger'n with my hoes on my side, and my strap
on my back. Tha objective of any who sincerely believe in peace
clearly mizzay be ta exhaust every honorable recourse in tha effort ta
save tha peace cuz Im tha Double O G. Tha world has had ample evidence
tizzy war begets only conditions tizzle beget furtha war.

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