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Old 05-05-2005, 07:25 AM
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A first grader comes home and announces to his father that he had sex with his teacher.

Well, his father's chest just swells with pride and he says to his son, "I was a freshman in college before I had sex with my teacher. I'm proud of you son. You know that bicycle that you've been wanting for so long. I'm going to take you out and buy it for you today."

His son says, "Well if it's all the same to you dad, I'd rather go tomorrow. My butt's still sore."
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Old 05-05-2005, 07:39 AM
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LMFAO very good!!!!

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Old 05-05-2005, 09:12 AM
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oh dude.....gross.....
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Old 05-05-2005, 08:18 PM
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Old 05-05-2005, 08:40 PM
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old but funny!
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Old 05-05-2005, 10:36 PM
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never herd it...my reaction was cross between nasty and a laugh, but it was good lol...
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Old 05-06-2005, 01:03 AM
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a man did his boy in LMFAO
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Old 05-06-2005, 01:26 AM
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oh i would kill that teacher lol
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