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Twenty Questions...
1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quatro Sinko 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick Hahaha love that one.
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