[Mature] Camel Died

[160thSOAR]

A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the desert. After a few days the camel falls over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither one of them will survive the rest of the journey.

The priest asks the nun "I have never seen a woman's breasts, and at this point it probably wouldn't matter much, so could I see yours?" The nun agrees and shows him her breasts.

"May I touch them?" The nun allows him to. The priest comments sincerely how wonderful they are. The nun then asks "Father, I have never seen a man's penis before, could you show me yours? The priest drops his drawers.

"May I touch it?" After she fondles his penis for a minute he sports a huge erection. The priest says, "you know if I place my penis in the proper place it can give life!" "Is that right" the nun replies? "Yes."

"Then why don't you stick it up that camels ass and lets get the hell out of here!"

[atholon]

Too bad every single joke that is being posted is a dirty joke.

[BADDOG]

HAHAHAHAHA very funeeee!!!!

Regards

[IcIshoot]

Originally posted by atholon
Too bad every single joke that is being posted is a dirty joke.

I agree.

they seem to be getting more and more frequent.
Wasn't like this when I first signed up (that I remember at least).

IcI

[atholon]

That is one of the reasons why I signed up here. Guess no one else cares anymore.

[DevilDog#1]

Doesn't look like PG13 joke to me!

[Scott]

http://www.novahq.net/forum/showthre...threadid=25040

If you are offended by jokes of this nature please from now on avoid threads that begin with [Mature].

-Thanks

[Trojan]

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