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Old 04-03-2008, 09:03 AM
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The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of
a huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it
all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says
to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand,
I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture
and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the
cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know
that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in
the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display
like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and
they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of
your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her.

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Old 04-03-2008, 02:23 PM
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Hahaha that is great!! :0
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Old 04-03-2008, 08:10 PM
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i would have belt her good in the stomach & all would go hog wild there and crazy in a panic attack over it's be on every news feed and internet news sites around the world be on every hot wire news feed.

the whole world be up in arms and my name be known world wide.

no then can't bet.

a slap in the face is ok, but a good belt in the stomach its way better feel the pain
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