30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know

[JakeTKD]

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ^%$ hole.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

5. Don't treat us like $%$#, what goes around comes around.

6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.

7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.

9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.

11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.

12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.

16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.

20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.

23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.

24. PMS is not an excuse.

25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.

26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.

27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.

28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.

29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.


THE END

[BADDOG]

Hmmm very interesting lol!!!!

Regards

[Stalker61]

LMAO

[atholon]

They are all great....and true :P

[BOne]

lmao i love it ... truer words have never been typed lol

[Scott]

Originally posted by BOne~BB~
lmao i love it ... truer words have never been typed lol

[Kaleb]

where did you find that?????

[Aseroth]

Some were quite good, others made me want to vomit. and

[Aseroth]

In reponse to the above 30 things

1) Nope, we are way more perverted than you could ever think

2) True

3)

4) Show us your boobs instead

5) True

6) and because your sister was already taken

7) Freaks us out more like

8) Alternately go to your mums for a week

9)

10) Unless we are getting a new tatoo (on our leg), the tatooist should do the shaving

11) and sick

12) At least let us know the odds

13) nah we are just trying to be nice, you are fat.

14) Who the hell are 98 degrees? C or F?

15) Half way there now. Getting bored.

16)

17) threesome would be a good sign of appreciation

18) What plans? We make plans?

19) Us in traction at the local A&E

20) I would say "mmmpff consider yourself dumped"

21)

22) Honest

23) Or to small guys

24) Except in a court of law

25) Or we'll just pee regardless

26) However talking about your sis is different

27) and if the knife is sharp enough up a little bit and to the right.

28) and sick

29)

30) For a little while at least

[Hellfighter]

all of them are good.
but this one hits home to me right to the heart.

21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

my ex-girl did that to me and i left for good 3mo later she ask why I did not come back to her? i told you all you have to do ask me to leave for good and i am gone thats all it takes and i was really gone from her. i am one to not to joke with about breaking up a relationships with. i will really go for good.

[Aseroth]

Could've been worse, if you were Scottish you could have been so drunk you might not have heard her and you could still be together, setting your flag on fire and eating small dogs (still p1ssed at that haggis post)

I wouldn't worry about it m8, ppl like that annoy me somthing rotten. Complete waste of air.