Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

[Steve]

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

Smashing car windows

Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

The occupants were not home, he added.

Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.











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[Terry]

erm... yea

[Mstenger404]

i saw this in the xbox forum




" hey guys i see some random ppl but i got nothing to throw at them, wait a minute whats this? "

[Hellfighter]

LMFAO

i think he had all he can taken from his own picker could not take anymore of it good feeling, he think it was better to live without it then have some girl using it to get to him.

oh boy i heard it all now.
i hear girl find their guys two timing them, they cut it off. but i never heard a guy to do it to him self thats a new one even to me.

[Matt]

why would anyone cut their dick off? jesus

[Lucky]

um Ok then

[Hellfighter]

think if he could not have his way with his girl in Poland he wouldn't have any sex at all with any other girl. so in the end he cut the fool thing off totally.

[-Tigger-]

omg.. sick lol

yeah why wud u even think about doing that??????? mad

[Hellfighter]

again the girl is lucky she was not around when he flip out on the world, he may have kill her.

many lovers fallout with each other some time one of them will kill the other do to, if they can't have the other party no one will. same for cheating on the other party......love turn very fast into heated outage very fast.

[VooDoo-]

.......awsome ....

[Rampage.]

i am going to do that when i go back to court, cut my penis off and throw it at the judge

[Steve]

coolio, i'll make a post about it

[Terry]

lmfao!

[SilentTrigger]

Disturbing and sad!

[Chrispy]

Your dick is proof you're a male human.
It's pretty easy to know that.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Jason]

OMG

[Hellfighter]

Chris_OJB_DF645
in some places country men have it cut off, then they are look at as holy-men.

did you know the Roman Catholic church them so-call good father all of them use to have them cutoff in the old days long ago. it was on the history channel and the pop is thinking of making it active rule that will be force onto all men of the cloth in the roman Catholic church. don't know about the nun's don't seem to hear anything bad about them in the news.

personally

i think any man go after a child should have it remove totally, balls and all. same for a women remove all the things in her so she only have a pee-hole.

any men or women can't handle it remove it off totally, no jail time let them lose afterward.

they be call jinn or gean i can't recall what they are call in India off hand.

[Chrispy]

Chief, that must be pretty sad for them to cut their own dick off.

Not trying to be rude or anything, but how can they have sex?
Or how can they go for a wee?

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Hellfighter]

Originally posted by Chris_OJB_DF645
Chief, that must be pretty sad for them to cut their own dick off.

Not trying to be rude or anything, but how can they have sex?
Or how can they go for a wee?

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

Q: but how can they have sex?
A: they don't have any at all, thats the whole point having it cut off.

Q: how can they go for a wee
A: they have a small pen-hole in the skin to peewee out.

without it there no sinful act they can do! as in sexual acts of any type with other! no then to use at all. it kill the fun in it totally.
it kills the ID of having any type of sexual with other; men's, women's, children's totally.

will there not much they can do about their a-hole, but for the front 1/2 they can remove that part totally.

[Matt]

lollllllllllllllllll