Where art thou noob?

[D STROYER]

A poem called.....

'noob'

listen now, listen well;
im a noob, im in hell.

"what's this gun? how's it work?"
"shut up noob. dont be a jerk."

is what i hear when i play,
i dont know, ill go this way.

around the corner i do run,
confused as how to use my gun.

my gun is big, my gun is black,
hey im shot, whos the hack?

shot until im dead and fall,
nothing to do but start to ball.

"wah wah wah, you suck hacker",
"at least he's not a team stacker."

is what they say, so then i bought,
a nice expensive shiny awp.

this gun is so cool, its so loud when its shot,
i need to find a good camping spot.

behind the box i sit and rest,
waiting for a terrorist.

i miss and miss, again im dead,
f**k this s**t, im going to bed.

all day long they called me gay,
but now im gone, im afk.

Thats really quite good

[Matt]

pretty funny

[score]

lol that is tight

[Hellfighter]

i like them all sweet. older days they use to say:

Not A poem, only what i seen and some times they do it.

1.)
ask: were am i?
asker: look at big map you see were you at.
They come back: what map?

2.)
ask: i die WTF
asker: i shot you fool.
come back: how you do that i did not see you shot me?

3.)
teamate says: stop shooting me.
they say: how come i don't see any name's (TKOTH)
The come back: reboot your Comp. (should be use F-key or H-key)

4.)
they ask: is there any girls in here?
asker: no only us gay guys are in here.

5.)
they ask: were my cross hairs go?
the come back they get: they fall on the ground look for them. (should be Press H or F6)

6.)
they ask: were is the zone at?
the come back: look at your watch, see it thats the time? it zone your in it already.

7.)
they ask: What guy am i using?
asker: your using jack-0 he really good

[Reticle]

lmao. As funny as it is, it's also kind of sad, cuz I can remember asking some questions like that a while ago...

[Reticle]

Here's a good one I heard today while playing in a snipers only game.
noob - "How come I only have a knife?"

After laughing so hard I fell off my chair, I told him you could only use sniper rifles in that server.

[Matt]

lol.....leave it to chief

[.enfo.]

lmfao

[BADDOG]

Nicely done D:stroyer!


Regards

[bobsm8]

so good im nicking it for our forum n1 ..so bloody funny

[-Tigger-]

lmao

Adding 1 (always asked in a BHD nova server)

They : How do i cheat...
My reply : Use either alt and f4 or press esc and type yellow.

Cleared about 10ppl out doing that 1 day...

[Storm.]

lol n1, p.s im the only nader - n00b in ux, just ta let ya no for future matches that ux may have against any of ya

[Spazz]

when playing DF1 i used to say

"press ~ and type quit walking to use the speed cheat"

it really is a shortcut to shuting down the game...like half the server left

[Storm.]

just goes to show what people want to use cheats cuz they suck at the game and have nothing better to do than having to cheat to win

p.s bobsm8 thats 1 kickass sig u got there m8

[BOne]

Originally posted by Spazz
when playing DF1 i used to say

"press ~ and type quit walking to use the speed cheat"

it really is a shortcut to shuting down the game...like half the server left

lmao @ spazz....i used to tell em hit ~resetgame so they would lose there score lol

[*Sting*]

funny