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Old 04-06-2005, 12:28 AM
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Biggrin locker room

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN:"Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000.
They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is
a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring
at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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Old 04-06-2005, 12:35 AM
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Old 04-06-2005, 12:41 AM
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Damn, LMFAO! Metal Head... .-troj
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Old 04-06-2005, 02:51 AM
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man don't you love that ending good blast thanks bigsmellyfart
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Old 04-06-2005, 03:54 AM
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LMAO absolutely brilliant!!!!

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Old 04-06-2005, 06:46 PM
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Hahaha that guy is screwed
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Old 04-07-2005, 04:07 PM
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lol. remind me a bit of stevieB that does, dont ask why
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Old 04-07-2005, 05:19 PM
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I just thought of the time in Junior High I helped put a kid in a locker in the football locker room, lmao... .-troj
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Old 04-07-2005, 06:00 PM
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could you say dead wife, lol id be pissed if my wife bought a 1000 dollar coat. Great joke though.
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Old 04-07-2005, 06:42 PM
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Ha, I'm smart enough not to give her access to the money in the first place. Declare budgets before marriage... .-troj
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Old 04-08-2005, 07:19 PM
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Ha, I'm smart enough not to give her access to the money in the first place. Declare budgets before marriage... .-troj
"yes Dear..! ....Anything you want dear... oh dear where will i get the money for all that...
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My marriage didn't work out to say the least. I'm done with American woman... .-troj
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