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script of a puppet mock campaign
found this on gamedev.net:
Allow me to present the script of a puppet mock campaign... Bush: Iraq is a threat! Let's attack! Kerry: I guess they are a threat, okay, let's go in with the UN. Inspectors: Iraq isn't a threat. Kerry: Well I guess we won't attack then... Bush: *launches missiles, sends in troops* Kerry: WTF! They didn't have ****! Bush: WMD! Inspectors: um, no. Energy department: um, no. Bush: WMD! Soldiers: Well, no WMD here, but there are a lot of people pissed at us. Bush: EVIL DICTATOR! TERRORISTS! 9-11! 9-11 Commission: Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11. Bush: EVIL DICTATOR! TERRORISTS! Intelligence: Um, Saddam had no terrorist connections. Bush: EVIL DICTATOR! Common sense: What about Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, North Korea, Iran, S- Bush: EVIL DICTATOR! WORLD SAFER! Kerry: Hmm, I'll run for president. Bush: Kerry is a FLIPFLOPPER! He supported war, now opposes! Kerry: No, I'm not. I've been clear. You went in without the UN, and without reason, and you've alientated our allies. Bush: Too long, didn't read. FLIPFLOPPER! Kerry@debate: *explains position* Bush@debate: Er... uh... You... um.. flip flopped. Public: oh hey, he didn't flip flop. Paul Bremer: Hey we should have gone in with more troops. Report: Iraq had no WMD since 1991. Bush: FLIPFLOPPER! |
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was that supposed to be funny?
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