Murphy's Other Fifteen Laws

[ShArP]

Murphy's Other Fifteen Laws

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world
end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

11. The things that come to those that wait, may be the things
left by those, who got there first.

12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands
of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

[Hellfighter]

9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world
end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

love this one nice

15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands
of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
funny

i would say never seek help from DA to get you out of trouble!

most of the time, they love to waste court time to put people into jail and not help them to get out of trouble or get their life on track, they love making people homeless and joke about it

[skinny killer]

seen all of these b4. they were posted here about 2 or 3 years ago.

I've been going thru them. there's some solid gold in them old posts.