second opinion

[bigsmellyfart]

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure
your headaches. The bad news is that it will require
castration. You have a very rare condition, which
causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the
pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way
to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had
anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under
the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a
headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt
like he was missing an important part of himself. As
he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
like a different person. He could make a new beginning
and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That! 's
what I need - a new suit." He entered the shop and
told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's
see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman
asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a
moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe
and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!"

Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the
salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."

The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said,
"Let's see...size 36."

Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! ! I've worn size 34
since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size
34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up
against the base of your spine and give you one hell
of a headache."

New suit = $400

New shirt = $ 36

New underwear = $ 6

Second opinion PRICELESS

[VooDoo-]

lol .. wow..