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cool story, bro.
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ahahahhahahahahha hahahah ha ha haaahhahah good one!!
seriously dude, WTF? |
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@OP - better go and do some serious praying for forgivness, because the logical fallicy you posted in the first line is probably the funniest joke posted in Humor and Jokes in a long time, the time it took you to post that is time you should have been praying...
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it's the kind of people like this that make people think that Christianity is one big joke...
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wife of a man goes out to buy a butcher knife then use it for cooking, old butcher knife no longer any good.
the husband calls his wife to tell her he'll be very late coming home tonight later a friends' of the wife calls to tell they be in a humor motel for this weekend and love to spend some time with her and her family, she tell them she coming over to see them soon that night! (her husband not coming home anytime soon anyways) she get to the motel going to room 312 were her friends staying in, she walk pass one of many room and over hear her husband with some strange women in sexual bleats screaming all type of things! the wife heads home and for gets about her friends totally! he grasp the butcher knife and lays in wait for her husband in bed acting like she asleep! now is it the devil work for the butcher knife to been made or use in other manner then it was made for or is it god who OK? it to be use any manner at all! ============= humor is blessing to use in any manner bad or good it counts on who reads it how they take it. answer is if you cheat on your wife or girl friend! best be 100 miles from were she staying at! ============= one Carpenter vs another! who made Jesus Christ cross he was put up on? some say Christ himself who made the cross and others say the roman army made it. is the wood being bad for being use this manner or was it the devil or god ok it? i hope god ok it totally he use to save people souls, hate to think he was left up there for the devil delight? only one god were have here it's Mermite! he the best we have here, 2nd place is devildog #1
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Hey john, thanks for the laugh, I forgot how funny trolling is.
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There was this Priest , and a Rabbi and a Southern baptist preacher walking down the street ....
Btw, stop me if you've heard this before ....
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How would this post go down in Australia...??????
I dunno mate!...but I'd side with Skinny on this......lol |
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PS
I just heard the POPE has forgiven the Jews for killing Jesus, pity he didn't tell the Nazis that 50 years ago....lol Now thats a joke...................LOL |
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Don't forget the evil, Lindy and the Dingo jokes...!!!
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Take a good look around. God has got to have a sense of humor.
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and if jokes are evil...does that mean Christianity is evil? There's something for you to think about.
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far. "The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton "Heroes are remembered, but legends never die" - The Sandlot Whatever doesn't kill you hurts like a bitch. R.I.P Murphy September 10, 1995 - April 21, 2010 |
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like black and white
you are a god, father, son and harry potter all roll up as one!
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Really? I think it depends on the joke.
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Reruns of reruns
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Yep ... laughter is from Satan ...
The Devil is laughting at us all now. I think the Devil saw me fall down those stairs and is LHAO ! God help me !
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you no Jesus never drove a car either... I here by declare that driving vehicles is satanic...
Why are ppl still bumping this thread? LOL |
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Quote:
Americas' Funniest home videos (AFV) is Satan's tool ! And .. this thread is soooooo laughable !!!
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Meh what the hell...
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one who know what Satan does and act mostly are drinking buddy's
i mean pleasure of sin all like it but act like they know no then of it, deep inside they would love it with a devil as a partner. sinner with other sinner have more fun! dance with the devil and will get burn faster
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