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Old 05-08-2005, 07:34 PM
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Cool wal-mart Vs blond in a birthday suit

wal-mart a blond shopper walk in, the store manger was call on the load speakers to report to the entry to the store, seem a blond was told by her boy friend he got her a new birthday suit (Dress) in a box it was on sale, anyway the store manger got there he call a sale person to get a beach tower to cover her up, oh she was getting madder by the minute, after a hour the store employee were fighting her, it got so bad they call the fire & police dept to get this girl out of their store, it got worst the police officer's taken the towel's off her and see what this birthday suit look like, after another hour the police office told the store manger he can't do a thing she is in her birthday suit she was born in, but he can ask her to leave the store. oh the store manger was really getting madder by the minute.

the fire fighter were more then happy to help out they stay there all this time and 6 police officers (5 police cars) were more then happy to keep contour.
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Old 05-09-2005, 03:15 PM
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Old 05-09-2005, 03:40 PM
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I don't get it.
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Old 05-09-2005, 03:54 PM
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Hey ..just what the hell does all this mean...I stopped taking the hydrocodine a few days ago... I feel all dizzy...where are my Kar keez~ I m nawt goin ta mak it fellaz ,,,,,,,,,
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they must have taken my marbles away!
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Old 05-09-2005, 05:52 PM
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dunno either???
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