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Old 06-16-2005, 12:46 PM
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Rich man and poor man
A rich man and a poor man were sitting in a bar late one night. They were talking about different things and then the poor man asked the rich man what he bought his wife for her birthday. "I got her a brand new Mercedes Benz and a 24-karat diamond ring," says the rich man. The poor man, a bit puzzled, asked, "Why the hell did you get her both?" The rich man replied, "I got her both so if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive her new car back to the jeweler's to exchange it. So... What did YOU buy for YOUR wife?" The poor man said, "I bought her a pair of flip-flops and a dildo." Obviously confused, the rich man asked why he chose those items. The poor man replied, "Because if she doesn't like the flip-flops, she can go fu*k herself!"
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Old 06-16-2005, 12:49 PM
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lmao, nice.
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Old 06-24-2005, 07:47 AM
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Nice Now You Have Idea's What to get you wife for HER birthday HAHAHA
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Old 06-24-2005, 09:09 AM
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I lmao...flip flops.....what can I say ..I am easy this morning..
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Old 06-25-2005, 03:55 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA I love it!!!!!

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Old 06-27-2005, 09:08 AM
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hahahaha laughed my head off!!! n1!!!
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