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Old 12-11-2004, 01:03 AM
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Nervous Young Bride ( Adult )

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on Their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.

"I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "just as I do at the dinner Table

Amused by his wife's formality, the groom Combed his rumpled hair ajusted his underware and Climbed quietly between the sheets "Is that better?" he asked, with a hint Of a smile

"Yes," replied the girl, "much better."

"Very good, darling," the husband whispered.

"Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy?"

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Old 12-11-2004, 01:15 AM
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Eh...i give it a 2 out of 5.
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