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Old 04-24-2002, 10:43 PM
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cant think of title

It snowed one night at the white house..........





the president woke up the next day to some disturbing news.
"Bill" said a secret service agent, "Someone has written 'The President Must Die' in the snow, and it appears to be written in urine".

Bill, now furious, replies "I WANT TESTS DONE DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO FIGURE THIS OUT".

the next day the secret agent said "mr clinton we have some bad news and some worse news"

Bill replies "give me the bad news first"

Secret Agent: "The urine belongs to Al Gore"
Bill: "Whats the worse news"
Secret Agent: "Its Hillaries Handwriting"


its a pretyt old joke but still cracks me up
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