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Old 09-02-2009, 09:11 PM
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Wink MATURE: The Best Engine in the world.


The Best Engine:

A notable gynecologist once said,

"The best engine in the world is the vagina.
It can be started with one finger.
It is self-lubricating.
It takes any size piston.
And it changes its own oil every four weeks.
It is only a pitty that the management system is so "fargon" temperamental."






disclamer...
( four letter based words have been changed so some people wont be so fargon offended... )

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Old 09-02-2009, 09:42 PM
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omg thats a wild one!
god bliss you bigsmellyfart
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lol, I love this one.
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Old 09-03-2009, 09:00 AM
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Some say that the best weapon is the one you never have to fire, well I say the best weapon is the one you only have to fire once, thats how i do it, thats how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his" - General George S. Patton

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Old 09-03-2009, 09:14 AM
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