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what's the difference between Michael Obama's pussy and a bowling ball?
You can eat a bowling ball Why doesn't Michael Obama wear any panties to a pick-nick? It keeps the flies off the fried chicken Why did Barack Obama cross the road? He had his dick in a chicken If Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and Eric Holder were on a boat and it sunk who would be saved? America What's the difference between Barack Obama and a trampoline? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline. What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and Barack Obama on his bike? The dirt bag in on the inside of a vacuum cleaner. What sound does a turd make when hitting the bottom of an out house BARACK! If no one is around to hear the sound does Barack still stink? Does Barack jump in feet first or dive in to impress the judges?
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these jokes are absolutely degrading, insulting and absolutely funny....
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what sound does a Pubic hair make before it hits the floor...?
ppphhffffff...ppphhffffff.........ppphhffffff...
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What's black and white, black and white and black and white?
Obama and a seagull rolling down a pier fighting over a chicken wing.
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Q> what books do Obama read before going to sleep every night?
A> An Tech-book 5 million page long do it your self on new Ids breaking down America money system and pride!
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