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Old 01-31-2005, 08:45 AM
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Biggrin The Meaning of Words Women Use...

Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes.. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh:
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks:
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
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Old 01-31-2005, 09:19 AM
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Old 02-01-2005, 09:37 AM
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Lol very good Stalker !!!!

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Old 02-01-2005, 06:44 PM
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lol g1
Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


This one has gottn me into so much trouble
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Old 02-03-2005, 03:59 AM
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i seen the last one a lot from my ex-lady she use to say that a lot and i learn to don't make any come back to it walk away.

Poor Lynn no more around now days, anyway i use to call her she devil, she had a mean mouth on her will burn you up in 2sec's flate without a reason. old bunny Lynn
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