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Old 01-29-2005, 11:48 AM
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Something Blew...(Adult)
A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take his place by the altar and the best man notices that the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited?"

The groom replies, "I just had the best oral sex I have ever had in my entire life and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."

The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too, has the biggest, brightest smile on her face.

The maid of honor notices this and says, "Hey, girlfriend, I know you are happy to be getting married, but what's up, you look so excited?"

The bride replies, "I have just given the last blowjob of my entire life."
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Old 01-29-2005, 12:31 PM
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Old 01-29-2005, 12:49 PM
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fak i clicked it to lol.

the message "this will disable it" should have been put before

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Old 01-30-2005, 01:11 AM
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Why are you all laughing? Don't you know this REALLY happens? And it's going to happen to you to?

So sad
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Old 01-30-2005, 04:10 AM
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LMAO and Panther you may just be right lol lol lol!!!!

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Old 01-30-2005, 03:16 PM
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The bride replies, "I have just given the last blowjob of my entire life.

thats what she knows he be asking for more of the mind blowing job she did.
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Old 01-30-2005, 04:38 PM
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Why are you all laughing? Don't you know this REALLY happens? And it's going to happen to you to?

So sad
im only 17...got a few more years left
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