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Old 08-14-2005, 06:44 PM
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Vocabulary Updates
Here are a few vocabulary updates for you non-coms

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.
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Old 08-14-2005, 08:13 PM
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LOL ostiopornosis!! i think i got tat...
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Old 08-14-2005, 08:25 PM
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I liked #2, lol. Cashtration! I know the feeling.
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Old 08-16-2005, 05:46 AM
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LMAO good stuff!!!!

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Old 08-16-2005, 09:52 PM
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something that happens to you every time you fill you gas tank....Cashtration...!
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something that happens to you every time you fill you gas tank....Cashtration...!
Lol good example !
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Arachnoleptic fit .. .....

I had a flash back... .....ROTF LOL ...
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