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Old 03-12-2005, 09:14 PM
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http://vkinetic.com/temp/flash_outsourcing.swf
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Old 03-12-2005, 10:13 PM
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Man, every time I watch our little grey friend, he cracks me up. I've got the whole Neurotically Yours dvd, and i watch it regularly, just for laughs.

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Old 03-12-2005, 10:21 PM
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LOL!!! Outsourcing of SMELL LOL!! nice.
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Old 03-13-2005, 05:15 AM
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That is absolutely brilliant and oh so bloody true lol lol!!!!


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Old 03-13-2005, 09:23 AM
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Thing is, recently I did an upgrade on my system, and needed a new activation key....went thru all the Microslob automatic phone system, and then got put on to a real person....he said, in a severe indian voice, and I quote "Good afternoon, welcome to Microsoft Technical support, my name is Raj, how may I help you?"...I nearly died on the spot. Twice I had to ask him to repeat letters, as it was hard to understand him....and I don't even know if he was in India!!
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Old 03-13-2005, 10:06 AM
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Dell, MS, lot more companies have Tech Support in India now.
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Old 03-14-2005, 10:27 AM
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A lot more motels and Circle K's have India now ...well it's true... Buy a car made in the USA and it's assembled in Mexico ..and what is the USDA Recommended Daily Allowance for Unemployment ? Nice ratio you got there congressman. I think you deserve a raise! From my boot :P
Thank Nova for FPS online..saves a lot of people tension relief meds..
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Old 03-14-2005, 10:55 AM
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A lot more motels and Circle K's have India now ...well it's true... Buy a car made in the USA and it's assembled in Mexico ..and what is the USDA Recommended Daily Allowance for Unemployment ? Nice ratio you got there congressman. I think you deserve a raise! From my boot :P
Thank Nova for FPS online..saves a lot of people tension relief meds..
Na, I think AA is better. Grab the SAW and have fun!
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Old 03-14-2005, 01:44 PM
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Never Played America's Army ..I heard good things about it...is it full of cheats and foul mouthed losers or is it fun?
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omg i cant believe i posted that! another emoticon mistake ..my apologies
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Old 03-14-2005, 01:47 PM
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omg i cant believe i posted that! another emoticon mistake ..my apologies
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Old 03-14-2005, 01:48 PM
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Never Played America's Army ..I heard good things about it...is it full of cheats and foul mouthed losers or is it fun?
Well with the PunkBuster in there. It's pretty safe from cheaters. As for foul mothed kids. Iggy them
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surely they won't ban me, it was a simple mishap... if u save that gif it looks like it says.. help wanted only... my bad for not previewing it. I told you guys I was an idiot in my 1st post ..7539/cookoo4jo.gif[/IMG]
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