The Helpful Nurse

A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and have an IQ of 165, and I'd like to make a donation."

The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room. Twenty minutes pass and the man still doesn't come out, so the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?" she asks.

"I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?"

The nurse replies, "I don't usually do this, but you are kind of cute..." She gets on her knees and begins to pleasure him.

"I really appreciate this, but I just needed help getting the cap off the jar!"

[ShArP]

lol

[RedrumSalad]

lol

[Sam]

good job

[ShArP]

Originally Posted by Sam

good job

sam said "good job" lol

[Sam]

cant i? it is a good job of making up a joke isnt it?

[Hellfighter]

sam think sharp was getting at the party who started this thread is no more!

for a banned spammer ( !!!Sonia) making up a joke its not too bad at that

mostly spammer don't come back and checkout what they posted! they mostly go around the internet posting spam advert link in threads/ reply's' to draw people to their sites hoping to draw some money.

in this case i think !!!Sonia had advert link in his post that makes him a spammer or troll counts how you look at it

*ether case look at their name! if you see under it wording "Banned" no need to say anything to them they are gone

[Sam]

thanks for pointing that out cheif. +invisible rep for you

[Sen]

i lol'd.
in the least-expected way.