grandmotherly advice

[bigsmellyfart]

My name is james allthought my grandmother died in the 1950s, her birthday is coming up, which always causes me to reminisce. The long walks we used to take to the store in town, the quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk.

Those gems were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was about 13 years old. We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting some 40 soda bottles for the deposit money on a beautiful spring day.

She told me that one day, I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family. "And always remember this ", she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small hands".

'How come, Grandma?' I asked her.

She answered in her soft Newfoundland voice. "Makes your d*ck look bigger".

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

[Hellfighter]

my my what a small world it is lmfao