|
Humor & Jokes Got a funny joke or a funny email? Post it so we can all laugh! |
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Display Modes |
#1
|
||
|
Redneck Driver's Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
Last name: ________________ First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Lover's Name: __________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained a higher education what was your major? [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? Vehicles you own and where you keep them: ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No) Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse ____ shed ____ pawnshop Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_ Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___ Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] don't know |
#2
|
||
|
Having fun filling this one out, sorry it was fun doing it. and i was lmfao doing it to.
Redneck Driver's Application Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: _Tomson_______ First name: [X] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Address live at: smokem mounting high plane, 1/2 a day walk to sunset then turn right till you see a waterfall, then up 4 hills till you see nake engine's ladys, then turn back, go to frat hill farm 3days to walk to, then turn left to a really small hill when you see them black and white birds flying around, your there totaly lost at my home. Age: _402_ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [X] M [X] F [_] None (we both are here) Shoe Size: Center; _3 1/2" Left; 15___ Right; 10___ Occupation: [X] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: _Marry bobby (sister)___________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: _Lynn Bobby (sister)______________ 3rd Spouse's Name: _Joe Bobby (Bother)___________ Lover's Name: _Nancy Bobby (mother)_________________ 2nd Lover's Name:_Jennie Bobby (Father after sex change)_ Relationship with spouse: [X] Sister [_] Aunt [X] Brother [_] Uncle [X] Mother [X] Son [X] Father [X] Daughter [_] Cousin [X] Pet (bird and a pig) Number of children living in household: _14__ Number of children living in shed: _9__ Number of children that are yours: _-8 (shot them then eat them. raise them then eat them I’ll, all ways say) "he think his piglets are his children" Mother's Name: ____Nancy Bobby_________ Father's Name: ____Jennie Bobby (Had sex change done)_ Education: 1 2 (3) 4 (Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained a higher education what was your Major? [X] 3rd grade [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade Mother shows me everything. Do you [X] own or [_] rent your mobile home? Vehicles you own and where you keep them: 18_ Total number of vehicles you own. 2__Number of vehicles that still crank. 6_ Number of vehicles in front yard. 5_ Number of vehicles in back yard. 4_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks. 12 number of vehicles stole. ( from the dead sale man. Try to tell me I need to pay crash money ). Age you started driving ___5(If over 10 are you Are still slow learning? [_] Yes [X] No.(I am Crash dummy) Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ Truck ____ kitchen ____ Bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse ____ Shed ____ pawnshop _8_Outhouse Model and year of your pickup: _suckup ford 1930_ Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [X] No; if no, please explain: I keep it loaded between my legs facing down ready to fire when I see a danged deer. (Shot my right feet's plum off) Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bass masters [X] KKK Kill all kill all Kill all. _1364___Number of times you've seen a UFO _Who? _ Number of times you've seen Elvis _Who? _ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe? [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [X] Yearly (Yep every 6-8years we do. they call it skinny dripping, momma stands over us and water come out of her on us. we are so clean) [_] Not Applicable How many teeth in YOUR mouth? _2 or 5_ can't count Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [X] Black (all blackish) [_] N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man [_] Skoal [X] Cow patties (the best free) How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [X] Don’t know Never seen one what is it? Is it good to eat I’ll take one of them.
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com *Discord: Unknown77#7121 Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic] Last edited by Hellfighter; 09-03-2003 at 12:30 PM. |
#3
|
||
|
LMAO XM brilliant I loved that form!!!!
Regards |
#4
|
||
|
you should have seen me filling it out. man had to take a break from luaghing so hard eyes started to all wet. :LMFAO:
i added in a bet more to it. xmgax Brain dead. had a great ID there making this up i fill in some and added in some line's to it (a bet update to the form)
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com *Discord: Unknown77#7121 Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic] Last edited by Hellfighter; 09-03-2003 at 01:08 PM. |
#5
|
||
|
also:
What Drinks you like the most: 1.) Mother whole milk. 2.) Father recycle Beer. 3.) Sister morning brown coffee. spec-after she come back from the outhouse with a fresh pot of coffee. creamy brown coffee, that knock you dead when you smell it. when its so fresh. What food you like to eat: 1.) Cow patties with dog left over mix in. 2.) Road kills 5days old stow and all. 3.) Deer meat left out for a week to dry to eat.
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com *Discord: Unknown77#7121 Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic] Last edited by Hellfighter; 09-03-2003 at 01:10 PM. |
#6
|
||
|
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
Last name: __Hick__________ First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [X] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: _Uhm, 134?_ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [_]M [X] Somewhere in between [_]F [_]None Shoe Size: __6__ Left _14_ Right Occupation: [X] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: ___Bobby_Sue________ 2nd Spouse's Name: ____Bobby_Mae________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: _____Bobby_Jo___________ Lover's Name: ______John_Walton________ 2nd Lover's Name: ____John_Walton_Jr. (otherwise know as John Boy)_______ Relationship with spouse: [X] Sister [X] Aunt [X] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [X] Cousin [X] Pet Number of children living in household: 16 Number of children living in shed: 12 Number of children that are yours: 0 Mother's Name: _____John_Walton__________ Father's Name: ______N/A______________ Education: 1 (2) 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) If you obtained a higher education what was your major? [_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade [X] N/A Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? [X] Hi-jacked from someone. Vehicles you own and where you keep them: _10_ Total number of vehicles you own _4_ Number of vehicles that still crank _2_ Number of vehicles in front yard _1_ Number of vehicles in back yard _3_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Age you started drivin __3___ (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No) Firearms you own and where you keep them: _2__ truck _3__ kitchen _5__ bedroom _1__ bathroom/outhouse _22_ shed _5__ pawnshop Model and year of your pickup: __Ford_P.O.S._ 1943 Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [X] No; If no, please explain: They're just scattered here and there throughout, and John Walton holds one most of the time. Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest [X] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters _0_ Number of times you've seen a UFO _0_ Number of times you've seen Elvis _30_ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [X] Not Applicable How many teeth in YOUR mouth? _2_ Color of teeth: [X] Yellow [X] Brownish-Yellow [X] Brown [X] Black [_] N/A [X] Red Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [X] Red-Man [X] Skoal How far is your home from a paved road? [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [X] don't know, Don't even know what it is.
__________________
=MoH= |
#7
|
||
|
you have to understand some thing rednecks are backward people. sample you tell one he can not do something for a good reason it will kill them, they don't listing to you they do it anyway and die. most part they don't read or write to good ether so make it funny
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com *Discord: Unknown77#7121 Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic] |
#8
|
||
|
LOL yeah, i used to know some redneck ppl, scary they are
__________________
=MoH= |
#9
|
||
|
I seen some bad one's too.
Really bad one’s Here a sample. A contest; It was at a fair ground up in USA-TN.To see who can throw a pig the farthest out. A person can do it anyway they can to get that pig out there. Did not stick around to see who was the winner of it. and yes they dress really bad old clothes about 20-40 years old rags.
__________________
* altnews sources [getmo & others news] not found main FNN: realrawnews.com *Discord: Unknown77#7121 Playing now days: EA Games> swtor [star wars old republic] |
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
My application was accepted!!!! | SilentTrigger | General Chat | 13 | 12-10-2010 07:24 AM |
[error] Faulting application usrmlnka.exe, version 4.11.21.0 | Hellfighter | Tech Support | 6 | 03-18-2006 05:20 PM |
Benchmark application | Systemkaos | Hardware and Software | 4 | 05-12-2004 08:35 AM |
Application | Fury | Sigs and Graphics | 1 | 04-14-2004 03:26 PM |
mafia application form | xmgax | Humor & Jokes | 16 | 12-23-2003 05:02 PM |