Subject: A supposed message from the President

[bigsmellyfart]

Subject: Fwd: A supposed message from the President


Dear Citizens,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the
slowdown in the Economy,I, President Obama have decided to
implement a scheme to put Workers of 50
years of age and above on early retirement.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People
Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to
be considered for The SHAFT scheme (Special Help After
Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be
reviewed under the SCREW Program (Scheme Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED
as many times as I, President Obama deem appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional
Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired
Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be
SHAFTED or SCREWED Any further by me, President Obama.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will
receive as much S.H.I.T. (Special High Intensity Training) as possible.
I,President Obama have Always prided myself on the amount of S.H.I.T. I give our
citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough S.H.I.T.,
please bring this To the attention of your Congressman,
who has been trained to give you All the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Sincerely,

President Obama

PS - - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost
of electricity, gas And oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light
at the End of The Tunnel has been turned off.

[ShArP]

lol

[Hellfighter]

Due to the current financial situation caused by the
slowdown in the Economy,I, President Obama have decided to
implement a scheme to put Workers of 50
years of age and above on early retirement.

sad thing is some of that may come to pass!

i starting to think we voted in a butch of crack heads in Washington Dc

passing bills into law without taken time to read them at all.

anyways good one bigsmellyfart