the vibrator

[bigsmellyfart]

adult humor if your skitish move to the next joke
(contains NO cuss words )

as a mom passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. shocked, she asked: what in the world are you doing?"

the daughter replied: "mom, i'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as i'll ever get to a husband! please, go away and leave me alone.

the next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. upon entering the room, he observed his daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator

to his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: "dad i'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as i'll ever get to a husband. please, go away and leave me alone. "

a couple days later, mom came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the living room. she entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the tv. the vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
the wife asked: "what the hell are you doing?"

the husband replied: "i'm watching football with my son-in-law."

[Hellfighter]

lmfao

god man you can come up some good ones

[ShArP]

lmfao good one

[Lakie]

ROFL

[Hellfighter]

you left out the mother>

week later the father was walking down the hallway going pass the bathroom when he heard a Buzzing sound coming from the bathroom and stop and had to ask. “Who was in there? And what are they doing in there?”

The mother yells out loud replied: "I’m having a great time with my new son-in-law."

[bigsmellyfart]

Originally posted by William
you left out the mother>

week later the father was walking down the hallway going pass the bathroom when he heard a Buzzing sound coming from the bathroom and stop and had to ask. “Who was in there? And what are they doing in there?”

The mother yells out loud replied: "I’m having a great time with my new son-in-law."

thats how vd is spread