Seasonal Joke:)!!!!

[BADDOG]

Three men died on Christmas eve and were met by St Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honour of this holy season," St Peter said, " you must all possess something that symbolises Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle" he said.

"You may pass through the pearly gates" St Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys, shook them and said, "They're bells."

St Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of womans panties.
St Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do they symbolise?"

The man replied, "Ther'ye Carols"

Regards

[Steve]

lol

[Northern Jedi]

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