Mature: Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered

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Heaviest Element Yet Known to Science Discovered


Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in California has now identified with
certainty the heaviest element known to science.

The new element, Pelosium (PL), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons,
88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic
mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Pelosium is inert, and has no charge and no magnetism. Nevertheless,
it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it
comes into contact. A tiny amount of Pelosium can cause a reaction
that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to
4 years to complete.

Pelosium has a normal half-life of 2 years. It does not decay, but
instead undergoes a biennial reorganization in which a portion of
the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

Pelosium mass will increase over time, since each reorganization
will promote many morons to become isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to
believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a critical
concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Pelosium becomes Senatorium, an
element that radiates just as much energy as Pelosium since it
has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

[Xx_jet_xX]

bet Nancy Pelosi wouldnt get it.

[ShArP]

lol

[Hellfighter]

Originally Posted by Xx_jet_xX

bet Nancy Pelosi wouldn't get it.

na she ask a group of researcher look deeper into and spend 2tillion dollars into this, then afterwords! scream we need to make a new bill to spend more money into this research! but she is part of the Pelosium (PL) project after all!

she make one of them pork belly bill out to cover this one totally and the research be in California state, only thing you can't find the building were the research being done in. oh she milk this 100%

[Sam]

rofl i wouldnt know about science but that was a lmfao

[bigsmellyfart]

Originally Posted by Sam

rofl i wouldnt know about science but that was a lmfao

you know if she got a Ham Radio License
she would become radioactive....

[Sam]

i dont get it

[bigsmellyfart]

Originally Posted by Sam

i dont get it

its a ham radio joke ... never mind i though it would be funny here since Pelosium was supposed to be a heavy element like uranium etc

[skinny killer]

if you have to explain the joke, it's not funny.....

anyway, the 1st one was good.

[Sam]

well i didnt get it, sorry guys.