Mature: Fart Football

[bigsmellyfart]

Old Fart Football:

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven
Points.'

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the
world was that?'

The old man replied, 'It's fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and
says 'Touchdown, tie score.'

After about five minutes the old man lets
another one go and says,

'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one
and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little
squeaker and says,'Field goal, I lead 17 to
14.' Now the pressure is on the old man..

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he
strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable,he
gives it everything he's got, and accidentally
Shht's in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch
sides.

....

[Hellfighter]

[RedrumSalad]

Rofl. Wow

[ShArP]

lol

[ShadowZ]

At least it wasn't touch football!

[bigsmellyfart]

Originally Posted by ShadowZ

At least it wasn't touch football!

or a sliding mud tackle...