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stone monkey
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come on up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you? The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check out this pot smoking monkey, so he walks into the jungle searching, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you, monkey!" The Monkey looks down and says "****TTTTTTT dude....... how much water did you drink?!!" The crocodile yells up to the monkey: crap come down and look at how big i got drinking all that water, oh the crocodile can go for some monkey-weed.
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lmao..Chief..put down that peace pipe.
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pmsl gj m8
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lol...
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