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Old 11-10-2005, 01:38 AM
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Biggrin Three Women were in a spa
Three Women were at a spa, sitting naked in a sauna...

One German, one Japanese & a hillbilly. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed her forearm & the beep stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager",



she said "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm. "A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman

lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."



The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna & went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her butt. The others raised their eyebrows & stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that! I'm gettin' a fax."
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Old 11-10-2005, 07:44 AM
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lmao ..I heard that a while back but it was with a Japanese, French, and a redneck American...
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Old 11-10-2005, 08:01 AM
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still nice to read lol
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Old 11-10-2005, 01:49 PM
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still nice to read lol
that looks like vick morrow in ur avitar
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Old 11-10-2005, 05:18 PM
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Hahaha. Nice one.
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Old 11-10-2005, 07:09 PM
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Old 11-10-2005, 07:47 PM
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that looks like vick morrow in ur avitar
yep from Tv-Serials: "Combat" i still watch it some times great on IDs to use in a game.
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Old 11-11-2005, 12:45 AM
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yep from Tv-Serials: "Combat" i still watch it some times great on IDs to use in a game.
yep i knew that i remember that tv series...to bad he got killed on the job ,head chopped off
by helicopter blades,him and 2 kids...i bet o'le spielberg paid out hthe ying yang for that one.
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