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Old 06-03-2005, 09:58 PM
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Wink Mature 001

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him
that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak
voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."
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