Work vs Prison

[Steve]

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 desk
cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour.

IN PRISON..the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the
doors for yourself.

IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone.

IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.

Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON!!!

[Mstenger404]

yeah me too. lol

[Lucky]

dont drop the soap or your gonna get

haha i love the smileys

[VooDoo-]

at prision you get railed by a 300 pound dude named bubba ...

at work you dont :P

lol nice one steve

[Kandi]

Love it! good job I just got out of 8 days training for my new division at work. so i'm back to my 6x8 cubicle tomorrow but only i have to share it with someone...

... I hope that person has decent personal hygene.... i shudder at the thought that they dont. That could prove to be a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad day for me. Perhaps if i bring lots of disinfecting cloths and nose plugs just in case??? Oh yeah and clothes i dont mind if i have to burn later!!! lol

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Originally posted by VooDoo-
at prision you get railed by a 300 pound dude named bubba ...

at work you dont :P

lol nice one steve

uh, some unpleasant personal experience voodoo?????

by the way, bubba or sbubba is the italian slang for heroin