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Chinese Proverbs 2009
CHINESE PROVERBS
*Man who run in front of car get tired. *Man who run behind car get exhausted. *Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok *Man with one chopstick go hungry. *Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth *War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *Man who luagh to much outloud, a hard slap on the back will stop him real fast. good way for wife to get the upper hand in husband. *wife who catch better half cheating! should do the same only with husband tie to a chair to watch his wife do it with six other man all at the same time. getting even feel so good!
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