1 sentance per post guys!

[Chrispy]

Such as ''Squirmitz Potty Training: Prostate Control'' and ''Squirmitz Potty Training: Need-2-Go-Toilet-In-The-Middle-Of-A-War''.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then *Seraph*, who is possesed by some spectral entity, comes out of the shadows and says, "Chew on my Chewbacca, you pope-eating piece of sheep!", then he proceeds to open up Chris_OJB_DF645 and Front-liner's Abrams, then he gives them tertiary syphilis wihtout warning.

[Grenademan]

but i quickly handed Chris my spare translocator and we teleported ourselves away from the possessed seraph. We hid in the forests overlooking Saint Pierre and watched as seraph eventually levelled the town before manageing to remove the entity. He then sent it into the fiery bowls of hell.

dont know if i spelt 'bowls' right. Bowls or bouls?

[Sen]

It's bowels btw!!! HELL FTW!!!

[Grenademan]

now that i have been corrected, i took over the whole of Everon and kicked off any panzies.

[Chrispy]

Then we used the STENGER ABRAMS MOD #1 / GTX 2500 which added more space inside the tank!
Then we hid in there again. And I forgot to mention, this tank is 1000x more bulletproof than any other damn tank!

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Sen]

Somehow, I am still left scratching my head, looking at front-liner, still wondering "WTH is GOING ON?!"

[Chrispy]

We hid in our massive tank for hours with our team in there. The tank was split up into eight sections:

Driver - drives vehicle
Gunner - guns asses down
Commander - gives orders
Armory - guns are stored here and given in tank
Mechanical - fixing any problems that occur in battle
Passenger - passengers area
Intel - intel reports area
Lounge - lounge incl. TV, computer, books, music, etc.

So this STENGER upgraded M182 Abrams was like a caravan as well.
I took the armory.

** 10mins later **

We were being bombarded by MI24 hinds so there as I in the armory giving out guns to fire out of the firing holes inside the tank. We managed to get all them down in a flash. We all went in the lounge to talk about our commencing an attack to the north. We then answered *Seraph*'s question:

''We're in pure hell! Sent by God's family!''

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Then Chris goes Need-2-Go-Toilet-In-The-Middle-Of-A-War, but....oh whutt the hewl? There ain't no toilet in this tank!!!

[Grenademan]

and then we ploughed our way through a forest.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Chris does his business on Front-liner's face.

[Sen]

Running full speed, I spear the column of choppers, making a domino effect on the first wave.

[Grenademan]

there were choppers? Nevertheless we wasted em good. And not only that, we payed a visit to squirmitz's grave in hell and saturated it in $#!+ before again blowing it into nothingness.

[Sen]

Because of that question, I punch front-liner in the face and scream "OF COURSE THEY WERE CHOPPERS!! YOU NEVER HEARD OF HINDS BEFORE?!" then calms down to set fire on squirm boy's grave.

[Grenademan]

owe i said and wondered why and how ~M!dn!ght$qu@11~ managed to reply so damned quickly.

And i said THERE not THEY'RE and punched him back.

[Sen]

And I shove a Q-tip up his nose.

[Chrispy]

Oh, and there was a bathroom in the tank as well!

According to Intel, we had to hide in the forest for hours pushing out any enemies in the way.

** ATTENTION **

If Squirmitz posts anything in here even though he's playing a different character or not don't reply to it, just continue like the post never existed!

** ATTENTION? END END END END **

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Sen]

A distant rumble rings a few miles away from our heroes.... (What could it be? Front-liner's Fart With A Vengeance? Or the second wave of Hinds?)

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

Whatever.

[Sen]

(Or is it the return of The Angry Mariachi Band?!)