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Vanilla pudding robbery
Excerpted from an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery on Feb 2nd.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened. They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy & uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read: (Scroll down!) IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING. |
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woow now thats was a mouthfull lmfao
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LMFAO, that is as funny as something really funny, G1 steve
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that is nasty! lmao
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lol..
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LMAO excellent stuff Steve!!!!
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thats absolutely discusting
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yes sorry
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funniest krap ever dont be srry its in mature, "read at ones own risk!" thats what it should say
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oooo my supper is on the kithen table....AGAIN..!
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