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Old 04-07-2009, 08:57 PM
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a man was thinking after a good time in bed

a man was making love to his women and after 5min it go dead, she says to him i can't stand it anymore! you have to do something to make it last longer its no fun for me!

so the man hang his head down low and go out of the bedroom and watch some Television a nature show came on a elephant matting with a female partner and got to think they doing it that great why can't i?

so the next day he call the local Zoo Veterinarian dept & ask! about the elephant matting with the huge pole and how can he get one of them! for him selves to have to please his women with!

the Veterinarian says the only way i can see is go to your family Doctor and ask for a transplant and take a lot of Viagra like 3-5 pills to keep it up! one or two will not do the trick at all!

so he go see his family doctor and get the transplant done!

now his women is very happy, when it come to sweet time in bed! he take the pills and pass out lack of blood in his body all in the big fat pole

the women call her lover to come over and have a good time with now!
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