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Mature: Donald Duck and Daisy
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a box out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put them on your bill?" "Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"
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LOL ... when I first saw the title I thought Daizy Duck was F*****g Goofy !
Good one Smelly !!
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Lmao!
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lol
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Mature: Donald Duck
Had a ?...! Got stuck Bad Luck! From Grade 6 |
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Which came first! Donald or Daffy?
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i like to know how do a male duck even use a condom, i can see a mouse use it maybe but a duck? duck bill rubber lol
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lol
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lollol lollollol
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man thats wrong...but hilarious
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Last edited by getano; 02-12-2011 at 06:00 AM. Reason: removed signature |
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The best trick!
This is brilliant. Worth a look.
This is the best trick that I have seen in a long time. (turn on your speakers) The site this url links to is biggeekdaddy, ok according to W.O.T. (Web Of Trust) http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/H...CardTrick.html |
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