Go Back   Novahq.net Forum > Off-Topic > Humor & Jokes
FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Humor & Jokes Got a funny joke or a funny email? Post it so we can all laugh!

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-20-2006, 11:00 AM
-Tigger- is offline -Tigger-
BB

Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 5,341

Women's diary vs. Man's diary

Woman's diary
Saturday, 15th jan 06

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit
late so thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go
somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted
so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed
and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was
saying. I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come
in; he hesitated but followed. I asked him again if there was
something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the
television on.

After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to
bed.He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up
but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still
seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was
going to leave me and that he had found someone else. I cried
myself to sleep.


MAN'S DIARY:

Saturday, 15th jan 06

Utd. lost to City. Well Gutted. Got a shag though

Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 01-20-2006, 02:42 PM
Scott is offline Scott
Scott's Avatar
AKA. Panther

Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 10,922

lmao that about sums it up hehe
__________________

04' Dodge SRT-4, Mopar Stage 3, 406whp/436wtq
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 01-20-2006, 02:48 PM
Trojan is offline Trojan
honest toil

Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 4,792

Send a message via ICQ to Trojan Send a message via AIM to Trojan Send a message via Yahoo to Trojan
lmao! Good one!
__________________
••• USMCPI SCCLNCCGNCMCMWTC •••

••• 26th MEUSOC 940311 93-95MySpace •••
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 01-20-2006, 02:54 PM
Northern Jedi is offline Northern Jedi
Banned

Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 489

Send a message via Yahoo to Northern Jedi
n1 m8
__________________
••
••••••••••••••••
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 01-21-2006, 06:17 AM
BADDOG is offline BADDOG
resigned

Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 7,050

Tongue

HAHAHAHAHA excellent stuff!!!!

Warm Regards
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 02-19-2006, 05:35 PM
Obscuras is offline Obscuras
Registered User

Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 241

awsome,nice work!
__________________
[Really big sigs-Penis extensions for the gfx artist]

Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 02-19-2006, 05:43 PM
Mstenger404 is offline Mstenger404
Registered User

Join Date: May 2005
Location: Indiana
Posts: 3,730

Send a message via MSN to Mstenger404
lol
__________________


Intel Q9300 Quad~2.5Ghz
PALIT GTX570
ASUS GTX280 Dedicated PhysX
WD Velociraptor 300GB 10k RPM
WD Caviar Black 1TB 7,200 RPM
4GB Patriot DDR3 1333mhz
Intel BOXDX48BT2 X48
Corsair 1000Watt Modular PSU
Windows 7 Professional 64-bit
ASUS VG238H 23" 120Hz 3D-Ready
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Machine operator school "diary" SilentTrigger General Chat 5 01-13-2011 02:44 PM
man vs women Hellfighter Humor & Jokes 2 03-13-2009 09:56 AM
life man and women Hellfighter General Chat 0 12-24-2008 02:58 PM
man and women have in common with highways Hellfighter Humor & Jokes 0 08-06-2008 09:31 PM
Dear Diary! TCOp Humor & Jokes 6 06-09-2002 01:02 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 11:30 AM.




Powered by vBulletin®