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Old 01-28-2005, 11:36 AM
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Cowboy humour:)!!!!

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, while awaiting their respective flights.





One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer.
Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show
and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly
arrived at Montan a State University from the Middle East.



Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."



The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"






The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl .







"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet,
but I do believe it's a-comin'."

I just though this was very funny lol!!!!


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Old 01-28-2005, 02:38 PM
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Cowboys and Muslims haha
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Old 01-28-2005, 02:58 PM
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whats so funny? I am a muslim
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Old 01-28-2005, 03:26 PM
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lol and don't take it offencive hype,its a joke
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Old 01-28-2005, 04:42 PM
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That's exactly what it is bro, just a joke and all mankind has been telling them about each other since the year dot!

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Old 01-28-2005, 04:49 PM
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lmfao, nice one bro
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Old 01-28-2005, 04:53 PM
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lol i aint really :P gotchya :P hehe
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Old 01-28-2005, 05:11 PM
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Hehehe, that is a good one bro, no offence to any sane muslims out there, just hate the insane ones.
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Old 01-29-2005, 06:20 AM
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My thoughts exactly bro!!!!

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Old 01-29-2005, 07:06 AM
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hehe insane muslims!?? heheeh
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Old 01-29-2005, 09:42 AM
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u know the ones that did the 9/11 thing, thats wat i call 'insane' and mentaly disturbed...
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