1 sentance per post guys!

[Mstenger404]

In my powerful X50 gunship, big enough for its crew to walk around in and even carry a platoon of troops, i was cruising around at 5000 feet with delta force snipers with their guns aiming out the window as i left the battlefield to help seraph with them gosh darn goons.

[Chrispy]

Then we got parachuted a STENGER RL-2010 (CODENAME: INCINESS PEROGA) and we put it on autopilot and watched the whole show and Mstenger404 was munching on rice and curry and the machine was incinerating the enemy forces. Then it came to help *Seraph*.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

As everyone races against time to help *Seraph*, the remaining goblins start feeding him laxative pills at a rate of 6000 pills per minute(as fast as a minigun) with stolen STENGER X-7800.12 (aka Noobius Machine)s.

[Chrispy]

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Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Sen]

Then, silence arises amid the battlefield as a quiet tremor emerges from the ground; suddenly a blinding light shines from my position; after the light turns down, all anyone could see were the remnants of the laxative goblins.

[Grenademan]

and afterwards i trapped to bothersome flies in the window and watched them die slowly

[Chrispy]

Then we sprayed the goblins with the new spray STENGER SPRAYED-NOOB 7800 COOKIE-550 and sprayed the goblins with very toxic liquid.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Hellfighter]

i will never find that cheap wife slave in this day of age at all. they all been sold to the Meddle eastern Iran. were they too like blond dummies as will.

[Grenademan]

after chief's random ramblings, we were all briefed for our next mission. To take full control of a hostile held town, using all the hardware and troops at our disposal. But it wont be easy...the town is infested with booby traps, RPGs, 50 cals, technicals, enemy helos, angry mobs, tanks, civilians and donuts.

[Chrispy]

Then we used the STENGER YOH-KARMEN 9920 DEFENSE-XP and put a 100,000,000,000 volt forcefield around our base.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Grenademan]

the meer sight of the forecefield sent the opposing city running in terror.

[Chrispy]

We all got parachuted a STENGER M16-PRO PPK-2290 to use and we pushed for miles to the enemy base, leaving no scratches in the ground whatsoever.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Grenademan]

and after routing the enemy, we returned to their former held city and ate all the donuts that were left behind.

[Chrispy]

Then we had pizza!

---- 8:13 NZT, Friday 25th August 2006

MSN front-liner, need to talk on low-down stuff.

---- End

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Grenademan]

and then after pizza we all went to our homes and went to sleep.

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

But the donuts and pizzas were contaminated with cyanide, so everyone who had the misfortune to take a bite out of them die slowly and squirm like they never squirmed before.

[Mstenger404]

But i didnt squirm a slow and painful death, and neither were everyone else, so they were safe.

[Grenademan]

but we all respawned nevertheless

[Sen]

(At a video control panel somewhere in our base...)
Watching a live cam feed from a group of scouts, they infiltrate the enemy base to find out what the true enemy looked like...

*sorry if it's too tiny*

[Grenademan]

lol...then they destroyed the crystals and slayed the giant floating monster of doom before escaping to meet g-man. Damn you G-man! (all the time while we were watching)