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[Sen]

Sneaking through the office halls, we find a control room for the cannon's energy fielder; after clearing the room, I await Chris's decision: Destroy or Disable?

[Chrispy]

I said to disable it just incase we might need to use it ourselves. Then we did disable it. But for now, we had to wait until Mstenger404 came so he can secure the base up with STENGER 7720 BASE LOCKERs

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Grenademan]

but before Mstenger could arrive with reinforcements and the much needed equipment, a gigantic horde of mutated soldier dudes armed with assault rifles and the such, marched towards the mega cannon facility. The sheer size of the approaching army could be seen from space. The whole planet we were on (in game) was covered in a pulsating black carpet. All but one tiny spot of ground, which was us. Time ti fight, fellas!

[Sen]

Wielding a giant gunblade (a la FF8), I dash out and start cleaving and pumping bullets through the hordes of grunts, with front-liner covering the east flank, chris to the southern flank, and a battalion of STENGER X-GTFOMOBILEs on the western front (I was stuck by myself in the north, with no backup.)

[Chrispy]

Then we used the World's #1 BITCH STENGER ATOMIC-10950 NUKE+ANTHRAX VISTA-AT and noobed all the enemies out, only leaving behind a cut in the ground.

Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Grenademan]

and then all of the fallen enemies respawned at once, causing extreme lag

[Grenademan]

the overwhelming forces continued their merciless onslaught. Each of our teams began to take casualties. I began falling back with my surviving squadmates whiel Chris and his team layed down the heavy suppressing fire while seraph kept half the enemy force occupied with his crazy counter attack against them. Both Chris's and my squads then retreated into the mega command bunker and manned the mounted machineguns, all of which had unlimited ammo. But the attack showed no strain. Showed no sign of slowing down. It all seemed hopeless...until huge dark ship like figures burst in from above teh clouds....

[Mstenger404]

the bugs kept running for the structure (ever seen starship trooper 2?) there was too many for the grunts down below to take them on. slaughtering everyone its their path, the bugs haplessly made the grunts go "FUBAR" (effed up beyond all recognition.) i radiod them in to get to the roof, but then it jammed before i could tell them some very critical information.

[Grenademan]

it was up to us down below to re-wire the mega cannon to self destruct within 2 minutes. Once the countdown timer reaches 0, the meag cannon will self destruct, enveloping the entire planet in an ionic fireball. The ultimate cleansing. So we hoped and hoped that someone would send a transport to save us!!

[Mstenger404]

already on my final approach to the cannon control building where the team was a few bugs hit my bird and got into the engine and they blew up, i crashed several hundred yards from the tower alone with just a few rockets and a SAW. some of the bugs ran to me attemting to kill me.

[Sen]

Slashing through to stengers' direction, I provide backup while he regroups himself.

[Mstenger404]

i hopped in a conviniently placed star cruiser and picked up the rest of our squad and left the planet seconds before it exploded and.... KABOOM! and then i took a screen shot

[Grenademan]

after returning to base for a debrief, we framed the fantastically taken screenshot and marvelled at it for the rest of the game.

[Sen]

then we all get drunk and party.

[Mstenger404]

and then some comunism sneaks in and steals the SS in RL

[Sen]

Then I hit mstenger in the head with the back end of my gunblade.

[Chrispy]

I run after the communist with my M4 w/ Silencer w/ M203 GL and 'nade his ass. Luckily he dropped the picture before I 'naded him or else it woulda got a mark.

We made heaps of copies of the SS just in case and we hid the original in the
STENGER ULTRA-GLOSSY-GLASS CASE 3370 EXTRA-THICK ADVANCED and put it in there, for eternity!



Chris_OJB_DF645 --

[Hellfighter]

we all got tire one weekend and gone out did a drive by shooting of wigeons

[~Sgt.Squirmitz~]

In a state of delirium, Mstenger quickly swallowed every single laxative pill that he found, turning the whole map brown with his yellow crap, and when Chris OJB, front-liner, seraph, and nova-dude were sent to clean up the mess, Donald McRonald and Mikhail Gorbachev (who was actually the Sultan of Brunei in disguise) came out of nowhere and started cutting everyone to pieces with their light sabers until a horde of hooded goblins came out of nowhere and started stabbing them furiously with the black umbrellas of doom.

[Grenademan]

because of the sudden emergence of such a large fiendish force that didn't seem to have anything to do with the non-existant Squirmitz, we were forced to retaliate with extereme prejudice, leaving the clean up of the chunder to the one and only janitor. I brought my surviving teammates who had fought with us at the Battle of the Mega Cannon and were quick to eliminate McRonald while being covered by Chris and his troops and the ultra accurate air support from Mstenger. Seraph meanwhile ran off to engage the hooded goblins on his own.